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[nola_mickrory]

Who the FUCK posted on Eatly that they got an undercooked steak from me?

Learn how to eat filet mignon like a fucking decent human being, you philistine turd. I don't butterfly for ANYONE.

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[nola_eleanor]

You're so hot when you get all indignant about assholes and their shitty taste in food, I love it.

In our restaurant, you eat it the way it's prepared or you ~order something else~, fuckwads.

[nola_mickrory]

Right? If they want it cooked through, I can make them fucking chicken! And it'd be the fucking chicken to ever enter their goddamn idiot mouths.

And big surprise, our favorite manager decided to send me the link out of "concern."

[nola_eleanor]

Ugh, I'll take care of it. Apparently I'm never going to get through a managers' meeting without having to do the "customer service does not mean disrespecting the food" song and dance.

And for real, your chicken does things to my mouth that I didn't think chicken could do, so clearly they should stick to that.

[nola_mickrory]

They should just hand you the keys to the whole place.

I'll send some chicken home with you tonight. I'll surprise you with the rest of the details.

[nola_eleanor]

Part of me wants to be like FUCK YEAH but the rest is like more responsibility? hahahahaha no thanks.

You are a goddess and I trust you with my life. Or at least my mouth and stomach.

[nola_wash]

Now all I want is steak.

[nola_mickrory]

If I make it, it'll be cooked perfect.

[nola_wash]

Then I definitely want you to make it.

[nola_mickrory]

Tell Elspeth when she seats you, she'll make it happen.

[nola_wash]

Bless you both.